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I boiled the pasta, and instead of draining the water, I accidentally added the tomato sauce into the water with the pasta. My pasta is now soup.

The only saving grace is that I usually undercook my pasta and eat it crunchy. So I can still reduce the "soup" a bit before it becomes overcooked.

I just tasted the pasta. I added salt to it which was a mistake because the sauce I bought also has salt in it. I now am beginning to understand how that "if I cook even the simplest of food I will somehow fuck it up and poison everybody" gag in anime works.

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I now am beginning to understand how that "if I cook even the simplest of food I will somehow fuck it up and poison everybody" gag in anime works.

My version of that phase was me learning about all the flavors I have at my disposal and then experimenting mixing them to see what happens... and also fucking up measurements by mixing up teaspoons with tablespoons.

My experimental curry making days were fucking wild

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Worst thing I did with curry was make it too strong so it was pretty spicy. If I was any more white I couldn't have eaten it

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I messed up the first time with tablespoons of coriander and turmeric instead of tablespoons of cumin, teaspoons of coriander, and a decent dusting of turmeric. And it was with an onion puree sauce base.

My lord it was rough