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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 83 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I wish I could skip 1000 years ahead. Either we fixed thing or humanity has died out. I win either way.

[–] Tobewrym@discuss.online 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm hoping it's like "The Year 2525"

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

What about the year one million and a half? Giraffes might treat us better.

[–] alzjim@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can I get everything I need from the bottom of a long glass tube?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes but everything is shot straight up your ass. Food, news and entertainment. Straight up the ass through a tube.

[–] SourGumGum@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1 man, 1 food, news, and entertainment

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

man. tube. food. camera. TV.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago

If woman can survive, they may find

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or, it's the same, we're living and shit sucks.

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True, but 1,000 years ago it sucked a lot more. Now we have some advantages. Even access to the internet is a good quality of life improvement compared to 1025 CE.

So maybe instead 1,000 years the inequality still exists, but technology has made things a little nice for the working class. It's all about perspective.

Or the climate crisis and subsequent environmental collapse lead to a Mad Max hellscape

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1,000 years ago it sucked a lot more

1000 years ago we didn't have a surveillance state, climate collapse, tiktok, 4chan, drone strikes, school shootings, car accidents, car dependent infrastructure, pollution smog, microplastics, fox news, subscription services, hiring AI, police robots, the gig economy, leafblowers, overdraft fees, airbnb, overseas concentration camps, white phosphorous, fracking...

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, there's a lot of bad, but he's right. On average, the vast majority of humanity is significantly better off than we were a thousand years ago.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Africa is struggling to recover from colonisation. The middle east is a warzone. The Americas and Australia are being occupied by invaders. Europe is in financial crisis. I don't really know about east Asia. Even Antarctica is melting. Capitalism is worse for the worker than feudalism.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You don't seem to understand the fact that the vast majority of humanity is still better off than we were a 1000 years ago even with the current bad.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

China, India, The Americas, Australia, many parts of Africa? Life was good there.

Even Europe was not that bad. If you had many more free days, work that was meaningful and unprocessed food, how bad would it be to die earlier? In total, they still had more days of life for themselves.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the pilot episode. When Fry wakes up in 3000 and says 'everyone I know is dead... YES!!!'

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well, the 2020s so far seem to resemble the 1930s surprisingly closely. So if we haven't destroy us by then, chances are things won't be that different.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you elaborate your win when humanity died out and you are the only one left?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't have to get permission to live, fishing regulations no longer apply so it shouldn't be too hard getting food. Also the sea and rivers won't be polluted like they are now.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Or everything is polluted and that’s why humanity died

Are the fish adapted to a mercury rich environment safe to eat?

[–] VivianRixia@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Mercury bears love them. You not so much.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now makes me wonder how long it would take for the mercury to disappear from the environment.

[–] albert180@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago

Through sedimentation, then it goes down into the earth back where it came. Not sure what kind of rate that process is though.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

What if it’s full medieval and the king just ordered an expedition to the great library to bring back electricity?

Good news is, you’ll have memes back if you skip some years.