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Hexbear stole my Doritos and banned me for being an idiot. Lemme users of the free instances, please help me! (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I pooped everywhere (my democratic right) and they got mad an banned me! Clearly they're an authoritarian hell hole! Pls someone validate meeeeeee waaaaaaaaaa!

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[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

The constitution gives you an inalienable right to poop wherever you please due to the less talked about 6th part of the 1st amendment: The Rights of Citizens to defecate unimpeded in God's Country. This right extends to any territory or land the US has military bases on. This right is known as the People's Poop amendment or PP for short.