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[–] YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.

https://womenshealth.gov/a-z-topics/douching

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

this is false

I come around and collect it

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oh great, we have a cum fairy.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

... spunk snatchers.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan -3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I can't wrap my mind around not wanting it gone as soon as possible

[–] YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

At that point, condoms are probably better. It's easy cleanup and you don't have to deal with semen.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, does seemen not like, impregnate people?

[–] YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry if you meant this as a joke because I am going to take this literally (lol) but yes semen can impregnate people with uteruses but this can be mitigated with birth control. Oral birth control pills, IUD, arm implant, depo shot, etc. I have never had a pregnancy scare or unexpected pregnancy (nulliparous). Some people are into breeding fetishes or quiverfull, but I'm more of "I'll have one kid in the future, maybe."

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

Hey I mean, in this guy's defense, his user name literally is WorldsDumbestMan.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I was so confused that they just leave it there.

[–] YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 hours ago

Ok so let's talk about conception briefly. You cannot physically remove the sperm from a female's reproductive parts (fallopian tubes) after ejaculation in an attempt to prevent pregnancy. Sperm travels very fast. Douching does not prevent pregnancy and can even push sperm further into the uterus. Hormonal birth control can prevent ovulation and thicken the cervical mucus to prevent pregnancy (sperm has to enter the cervix to get to the fallopian tubes). Condoms should be self-explanatory as a physical barrier.

https://www.ucsfhealth.org/education/conception-how-it-works