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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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The rate of beanis posts last week was abysmal. I'm in half a mind to write you up

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

But boss, I've already cooked all the beans we have!

ohnoes

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Use the beanis from the walk-in, or use the ones that expired last week it's fine if you add enough turmeric it's an anti-fungal it'll cancel out. Otherwise I'm rostering you a 0 hour fortnight

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Fuck fuck fuck

The beanis union will be hearing about this

@Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net yo can you believe this shit?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

We've been doing too much dort and owl posting

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I pay you to work, not to squawk, so get back to it!!!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Back to the beanis mines for me sadness

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