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[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I too have enjoyed many ground scores over the years. Only once did i toss it. I think I found ~ a gram of some really shitty shake and bake meth. Not big on meth and it just looked foul. Just glad someone else didn't pick it up.

One of the craziest was finding an 1/8th of fire coke on my birthday after having to work a double. I was so mad all day after realizing we were going to be stuck on a job to get a building back in service on my birthday. I pulled into a 7-11 to get a drink and when I opened the car door and looked down I could not believe my eyes. I looked around the parking lot , did a big yawn and stretch then bent down to tie my shoe expecting at any minute someone was going to say hey man that's mine. Grabbed it, hoped back in the truck and slowly drove home.

The gods must be crazy!

[–] TheCleric@lemmy.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? It felt like the drug gods were smiling upon me—and these all happened in my 20s, when I was doing tons of drugs. Since I pretty much stopped beside the occasional wild night out/show once a year, I haven’t found anything! The ground drug gods smiled upon me often and with love and primo scores

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's funny the way it works sometimes. Like some freaky cosmic conspiracy!

I've always got my eyes peeled and I still check cigarette packs before I toss them in the trash 😂

[–] TheCleric@lemmy.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol yeah I gotta get my drugeyes functioning again

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Be careful what you wish for . From previous experiences everything I've ever wanted in life I've gotten and it wasn't always what I needed 🤤

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ha! One of the best movies. Part two was great as well 🤙

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder how well it's aged.

My teenage daughter loved Hercules Returns, but she's quite keen on watching stuff. I reckon my son would enjoy it, but he'd rather have interaction in his screen time, it seems 🤷‍♂️

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I used to have an issue with the movie in my teenage years where I thought people were being exploited. I watched it again on DVD and in the extras there was a short doc from the late 90's ~ early 2k and while maybe it was propaganda my mind was changed a bit. It really was a wholesome comedy. There are a few jokes that may have adults laughing and fly over a young child's head. I was always left with a positive view of the native actors and their culture. If anything it shows how a person should remain humble and do the right thing while not acting like the people from the world.