Not as mad as the guy who's lunch you've stolen!
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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This fella got two FREE hotdogs and he's mad
OP isn’t allowed to have adult scissors
Not in the rehab ward they don't. Out of fear of violence.
I don't know how much of an addict you have to be to be willing to be charged with trafficking, transport felony-levels of illegal narcotics, all just to hope that whatever it is will be good and vibe with you...?
Not everyone who likes drugs is an addict. Jeez some people just like to have a good time
Don’t be a square, man! /s
Addict? Probably you meant broke
Tbh you don't need to be either an addict nor broke to be excited about the prospect of a free brick of cocaine
Hard for me to understand. Not that I am against cocaine but having it at home is a risk and selling it for $20-100k is also not worth it to me facing a few decades in prison
If an extra $20k isnt worth jail time to you, you aint broke lol
That's what I'm talking about
For the average person, 20-100k is a life changing windfall. If that's not you, then I completely understand not understanding why a lot of people would take it.
If only there were some other way to quickly dispose of all this cocaine...
Well... either you "dispose" of it for like 0.5g/day or you die
Let me shelve it for later.
I mean .. it's not exactly labeled, is it? You just going to put random powder into your body? I can't imagine a world where that's not a death sentence.
Then you lack imagination
There are testing kits for just this kind of situation. I’ve found maybe a dozen random bags of drugs on the ground in my life. I’m definitely not recommending people so drugs they find, I’m just telling you it’s very much not a death sentence.
I too have enjoyed many ground scores over the years. Only once did i toss it. I think I found ~ a gram of some really shitty shake and bake meth. Not big on meth and it just looked foul. Just glad someone else didn't pick it up.
One of the craziest was finding an 1/8th of fire coke on my birthday after having to work a double. I was so mad all day after realizing we were going to be stuck on a job to get a building back in service on my birthday. I pulled into a 7-11 to get a drink and when I opened the car door and looked down I could not believe my eyes. I looked around the parking lot , did a big yawn and stretch then bent down to tie my shoe expecting at any minute someone was going to say hey man that's mine. Grabbed it, hoped back in the truck and slowly drove home.
The gods must be crazy!
Quality reference!
Ha! One of the best movies. Part two was great as well 🤙
I wonder how well it's aged.
My teenage daughter loved Hercules Returns, but she's quite keen on watching stuff. I reckon my son would enjoy it, but he'd rather have interaction in his screen time, it seems 🤷♂️
I used to have an issue with the movie in my teenage years where I thought people were being exploited. I watched it again on DVD and in the extras there was a short doc from the late 90's ~ early 2k and while maybe it was propaganda my mind was changed a bit. It really was a wholesome comedy. There are a few jokes that may have adults laughing and fly over a young child's head. I was always left with a positive view of the native actors and their culture. If anything it shows how a person should remain humble and do the right thing while not acting like the people from the world.
I've never found a single random bag of drugs anywhere.
Drugs? OP thought it was hamburgers and French fries and not just two hotdogs.
What did OP think it was? C4?
Cocaine
4
probably smuggled hard drugs
What makes a drug soft?
Hard and soft generally refers to how molecules arrange themselves, and density. Hope this clears things up!
that is somewhat comparable to alcohol in the amount of damage it does to your body.
or vastly less in the case of weed
Luckily it wasn't just a very spicy pillow.