It began a few years ago. I've always been a light sleeper, and turning on the light, even more a moment, seriously disrupts my sleep. This problem seems to be getting worse with age. I could literally wake up at 2am and not fall back asleep for the entire night. I really tried to pee standing up with the light off, like use passive sonar and aim via sound. I tried keeping the stream where the sound is splashy, but my hit rate was 50%, which is clearly unacceptable. So one night I'm like fuck it I'm gonna pee like my gf, and I never went back.
It evolved to just laziness. Aiming takes concentration, sitting is peaceful. And no matter how much I try, when doing a standing pee, there is often a spot or two I need to wipe up later. Or even worse, I don't notice the spot until the next day ๐ญ.
I might continue to pee standing up, as normal, when in public toilets, as I can't trust strangers to not get the seat dirty.
Pic unrelated. I don't know what the Germans are doing.
Pissing sitting down is vastly superior in almost every way imaginable. Pissing standing up is gross and just splashes piss everywhere, even if you can't see it. Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong. I know a lot of dick-pissers who for some think sitting down to piss is "weird". ok pissboy enjoy living in piss because you're too big and strong and manly to sit down to pee pee.
This is why going into the back yard and pissing off the porch is the best.
Get the convenance of standing up, without any worries about aiming, or splashing piss, cause it all goes into the grass.
It also reminds the dog that the yard is MINE.
does make for awkward conversations with my sons preschool teacher tho.