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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Careful, I plugged an unknown USB drive into my house and then all my centrifuges tore themselves apart.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Wait, have you been living under a rock all that time?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why do you have centrifuges in your house?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean you don't have a uranium enrichment plant in your basement?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are you talking about plants when I'm asking about centrifuges?

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guys there's someone calling himself Hans Blix at the door, did anyone order takeaway?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Is he the bad guy from Die Hard?

Not for nuclear reasons if any regulatory agencies are asking.