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[–] Ducktape@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Recruiters chase misery like sharks chase blood. That costume is probably more comfortable than the shit the army makes you wear and he can tell his boss to fuck off if he gets sick of it.

[–] drphungky@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Recruiters chase misery like sharks chase blood.

I mean, accurate but Jesus Christ that's brutal haha.

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

And he gets paid more to wear that costume than the military one.

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The scars on my mate's back from lugging their frequently hazardous nonsense around would support this.

Duck costumes also don't render you unable to have sons as every kid he and his former unit members have seems to prove.