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[–] WigglyTortoise@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Albert Einstein is dead. You couldn't run at all.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
  • steal corpse of Albert Einstein
  • hook it up to exoskeleton
  • make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour
  • take the pill

Problem?

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour

You just converted the energy of Einstein's corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you're now paraplegic.

Also, you failed high school physics.

/sorry

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like "probability of fission" and "blast radius".

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn't intended as troll physics

[–] IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

You've got it all backwards. Einstein's corpse is now energy and fast AF.