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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dobbin is also capable of miscarrying a new Dobbin .... when a car dies, it's less emotionally draining, unless it's a classic car that's over 50 years old.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes, but say Dobbin breaks down and leaves you stranded. You can eat Dobbin. Or even do the Luke Skywalker and climb in.

[–] vonxylofon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He fucking ate his own Guinness world record award.

[–] PopShark@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

That’s metal

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You got me there .... a Model T Ford is a bit hard to swallow ... but you can keep warm inside your car, or set fire to it. Also Dobbin doesn't produce a big black tire fire that can used to signal for help from far away.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Spoken like a man who's never set a horse on fire

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 4 points 11 months ago

Does "mane charring" via "excessive friction" on Fluttershy count? Asking for a friend.