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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 152 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?

[–] astanix@lemmy.world 120 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 69 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

[–] zoostation@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, it was just a dumb hoax.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren't sex, so jebus would still love them

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

The ol' poophole loophole.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I was hoping someone would post that

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I knew before I even opened the link

[–] odium@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What did they think sodomy meant?

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Being gay.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

The old poohole loophole

[–] astanix@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I don't even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors...

[–] kpw@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

No.

[–] Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it's pretty fucking close.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

That's what she said?

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

No, they're mormons.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion... involves movement?

[–] eskimofry@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

It doesn't count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

...they would still be moving around

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

[–] Duranie@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

Ahhh, but then that's someone else's fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

[–] NubTubz@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they're into watching other people fuck.