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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Five@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ares35@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nails are in aisle 3, lumber is out back.

[–] Kata1yst@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn it, I really wanted my sacrilege fully pre-assembled.

Hopefully they have a set of fucking useless piece of shit contractors who can waste my goddamn time for months and go over budget.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My brother in Christ, you can pick up a hammer and saw at the same facility and do it yourself in a fraction of the time and money. YouTube will show you the way.