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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those skeletons are really going to become the backbone of every holiday's decorations.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes please!

Although, the baby Jesus would've been better as an infant zombie, IMHO. ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Gotta save the zombie part for easter

[โ€“] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nailed it!