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[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 82 points 6 months ago

I mean we really should be using Mayan numerals. Switching to a base 12 numerical system would simplify using the Imperial measurement system. /s

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 6 months ago

but why? you'll still measure things in football fields, elephants or "large boulders" so it won't affect you much

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

Rest of the world: meters, cm, mm

The US: gerbil teeth, lark tongues in aspic, toenail clippings on fire

[-] nyctre@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure king crimson are English, still pretty accurate tho

[-] TacoNissan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Hm see, we don't have aspic, and I don't know what a lark is. But I definitely use bananas for scale

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago

Metres*

Meter is a measuring device (like a rain meter)

Metre is a unit of measurement

[-] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre

Meter is seemingly the american spelling, it's also spelled meter in many european countries e.g. germany, netherlands

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 6 points 6 months ago

Metr in Czech.

We just have to be special. :-D

[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago

Nah, it's like that on most (all?) Slavic languages. It's метр in Russian for example which is exactly metr just in Cyrillic.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

But well he translated the rest of his post into English

Why would we use the American spelling if they don’t like the unit

[-] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 15 points 6 months ago

I especially love it when they use the weight of an airplane as a comparison. “It’s as heavy as a Boeing 747”. Even if someone had an intuition about the weight of something that large, they would probably be wrong because aircraft are relatively light for their size, it helps when you need to fly. Everything in a plane is made to be as light as possible, so nothing on board of it would weigh as much as the non-aircraft equivalent you’d be familiar with.

[-] snaprails@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

Excuse me but the correct SI units for length and area are double-decker buses and Waleses respectively ☺️

[-] Rivalarrival 28 points 6 months ago

A base-12 metric system would be absolutely gorgeous. Geometry and trigonometry would be greatly simplified with a duodecimal unit circle. Our 360-degree circle is a truly ugly hack to make geometry play nice with a decimal number system.

Our base-10 number system would be as ugly to a duodecimal society as a base-7 system would be to us.

[-] blindsight@beehaw.org 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

On the last point, a better comparison would be base 6 or base 14.

10 = 2 × 5
6 = 2 × 3
14 = 2 × 7

Or maybe a better way of thinking about it is the percentage of numbers that divide nicely in the base, as a percentage.

Base 10 has 2, 5, 10 = 30%

So maybe base 3 is the closest, at 33% of numbers being easily divisible.

Either way, 7 is a significantly worse base than 10.

[-] Rivalarrival 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Base-6 wouldn't be bad at all. "100" in base 6 is 36 in base 10. Their metricated unit circle would have three times as many "degree" divisions as we have hours on a clock.

Base 7 or 14 would require something akin to the sexagesimal abstraction layer we use to make base-10 play nice with angles.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You're not alone, but the idea of a movment to duodecimal hasn't had traction in a long time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duodecimal#Advocacy_and_%22dozenalism%22

Also, ancient Egypt was hip to his idea: https://hsm.stackexchange.com/a/2881

Fun fact, you can count from 1 to 12 on one hand by touching your thumb to count your finger bones, as there are 12 of them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger-counting#Asia

[-] Infraxion@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago

duodecimal is a decimal based name, I propose "dozecimal"

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 6 months ago

Seems confusing, why don't we just call it base-10?

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Seems confusing, why don't we just call it base-10?

I love this joke so much.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 6 months ago

This made my day...I felt way too proud of the joke for being clever, and usually when that happens some people don't get it and think I'm an idiot, and the people who get it think it's just a dumb joke

I very nearly didn't post the comment because of that, but said "fuck it, I think it's funny, and if no one else does no one will notice"

Compliments mean nothing to me when I don't feel proud of the thing being complimented, but I felt proud of this...

It's a stupid little thing, but it comes at a time when I'm trying to build up the confidence to release the game demo I made months ago. You moved the needle a little bit... I'm going to text a friend right now and have someone else play the demo.

So thanks for telling me you loved the joke, it was the straw that pushed me into putting more of my work out there

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Also, I have previously told this joke you may appreciate:

“There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who knew this joke was in ternary all along.”

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

I laughed out loud, the twist at the end got me

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I’m so glad! I totally get it, I love when someone notices something I’m proud of, especially when it’s unexpected. I’m thrilled I could help!

[-] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 6 months ago
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