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The perfect morning (startrek.website)
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[-] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

My kind of good morning is sleeping in not doing shit.

[-] Zink@pawb.social 16 points 6 months ago

I just want to skip mornings. Can I just sleep till noon on a daily basis, please?

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Early afternoon will become your morning.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Nobody wants to arrange pallets.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

What forklift licenseless mfs believe in^

[-] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 12 points 6 months ago

I love operating heavy machinery as long as I don't have to get out/off the heavy machinery.

If I have to get off to fix it when it breaks then I'm unhappy.

Using an airconditioned tractor for literally anything, fun. Unjamming the fucking hay bailer when it's over 100F and 95% humidity and there's dust everywhere, not fun.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The rules of operating heavy machinery:

  1. Imagine the machine as a hydraulic extension of your own body
  2. Maybe you're on a space mining colony
  3. Whenever a disgusting meatsuit walks nearby to your exoskeleton, say under your breath "Get away from her, you bitch!"
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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