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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 75 points 6 months ago

Stop dreaming, start killing the billionaires.

[-] Nudding@lemmy.world 57 points 6 months ago

Imagine outlawing plastic bags/straws before private jets.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago

Keeps the masses busy. I guarantee they have plastic straws on those private jets.

[-] Nudding@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

You don't drink champagne with a straw

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Don’t tell me how to suck.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

First person to get a billionaire killionaire gets bragging rights for eternity.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

That would be about 10 seconds of bragging and eternity dirt napping

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

They got guillotines on Amazon?

[-] Cowbee@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

The last Bezos will ship us the guillotine we chop him with, or something...

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Only “action hero” size, and I’m certainly not going to cut off Andre or Wally’s head… how would we have dinner?

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Yes, do it. Take the first step. You get Elon and maybe I'll think of taking on Jeff.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Ahh yes, that’s the problem. Who starts 😩

[-] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

It'll probably be the guy that got fucked over at every stage of their life and decides to become a martyr. So anybody at any time now really.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

I’m just waiting… but I’m not a fire starter.

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