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submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Zorque@kbin.social 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I remember that was in the movie too!

I need to rewatch those

[–] Blakerboy777@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it's always winter and never Christmas.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

So with Santa's help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you're not convincing me that Narnia isn't a Christmas movie

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:

He (Santa) arms the children.