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A Taco Bell finally opened up where I live, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid?

Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that's too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Try not to shit your pants

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Eat more fibre, your body is a mess.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Taco bell is the best laxitive known to man

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know this is the cliche joke, but it's fucking tired - especially considering the fact there is nothing unique about Taco Bell: they pass food safety requirements just like every other shitty fast food restaurant. If you can't eat a few beans without experiencing GI distress, your diet is the problem, not Taco Bell.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

Worthers candies pass food safety requirements too but it also states that if you eat too many it can act like a laxative.

So I'll take your word with the oceans weight of salt.

I eat rather healthily considering majority of the meat and veg raised/grown myself and if I eat at any of those fast food shit joints I get the screaming squirts for an afternoon.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's no way it's a better laxative then KFC

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Youre not supposed to get a cup of grease from the back m8, thats for frying