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[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 53 points 5 months ago

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 5 months ago

what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?

[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 5 months ago

bad dragon has merch

[-] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago
[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:

And my favorite:

As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago
[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

As long as it’s got a flared base.

[-] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way.

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics)

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day

[-] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

I hear it has its ups and downs

[-] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Lots of in, lotta outs…

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you

[-] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago

No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos

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