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submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I need something like this, but in reverse.

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

‮Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You did it wrong he said he wanted

sihT

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Post up at a table with a friendship bracelet making kit and an empty chair.