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Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship (www.theonion.com)
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[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

‮Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You did it wrong he said he wanted

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