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What JRPG NPC Would You Wanna Be? (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago by GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

pokemon npc that just starts yappin a factoid off a snapple cap after making eye contact with a stranger before engaging in sanctioned cockfighting

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Ooh! What npc trainer type would you be? I'd either be COOLTRAINER or BIKER

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Excuse me the best trainer type is clearly CUEBALL

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

PARASOL LADY but I fight in the battles too (Pound, Slam, Peck, also V-create [this one has nothing to do with the parasol I'm just built different])

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does the parasol give you the flying type?

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

i am slightly stretching the definition of "beak or horn"

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wanna say Gambler but then they'd change me to "G*mer" in later gens so idk lemme think about it

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

That was my second option