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What JRPG NPC Would You Wanna Be? (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago by GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."

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[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That one generic henchman who's lowkey super relateable. After you beat me to get the key to the next floor I'd say "It's a living" before stepping exactly one square to the left. Any time you talk to me afterwards I say something about being on break or taking this up with the union.

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Looney Tune/Flinstone henchmen are the best