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[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Base form Goku would mop the floor with any of the other candidates easily. He MIGHT have to use kaiyoken if Klobuchar is running.

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He wouldn't get that far, Goku's already proven vulnerable to the heart attack gun.

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Future Trunks would come, slice Biden and Kamala in half, and then give Goku the anti-heart attack gun pills.

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

But what if Hillary gets the dragon balls and wishes to run for president as the Democratic candidate again?

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Shenron can only revive something once, and hilldawg already had two dead campaigns.

We all know she used a wish in 2016 to get ahead of Bernie.

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

hillgasm: "Mighty Shenron, make me President of the United States!"

🐲: "THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER. FAREWELL"

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

That would be the most Hillary thing to do. Don’t wish to improve the world. Don’t wish to win. Just wish to run.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"And I said to Goku: "How would your hair fair in a spirit bomb, Mr Savior of Earth?"" chuckles nervously

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/06/us/amy-klobuchar-comedy.html

Shortly before Ms. Klobuchar declared her own presidential bid earlier this year, Abigail Bessler, her 24-year-old daughter, an amateur stand-up comic herself, somewhat sheepishly reminded her mother about the senior thesis Ms. Bessler wrote at Yale. The topic: the use of humor in presidential politics and the “Path to Power Through One-Liners, Talk Shows and Tweets.”

“Should an orator want to stir up laughter?” Ms. Bessler asked in her thesis. “The answer is a fairly resounding yes.”

Additional gems from the paper, written to complete a degree in political science, include:

“Humor can be used as a political weapon: to attack opponents, inoculate oneself from criticism, establish one’s good humor and more. Through comedy and wit, a politician can reduce audience scrutiny of arguments by appealing to their emotions and allowing them to discount any messages they might disagree with as ‘just a joke.’

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I were a billionaire, perhaps I'd hire a team of people to follow me around and cite things like this any time I do or say anything. It could be like the modern version of a slave whispering in Caesar's ear that he's mortal.

Like my personal chef brings my breakfast out and right behind him is a guy with an iPad who starts reading a recent write up on how modern livestock raising techniques are sure to doom the entire world to disease. Or whatever. Not like in an accusatory way, just as a neutral reminder. "Let me read this article about avian flu mutations while you chomp those eggs down"

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol

I was just posting cos shes so lame but sure

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I'm just joking around.

It did feel like a slight stab to the heart like "oh no... I'm empowering that dumbass..."