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The body spins inside it's compartment when democracy works and slows down to a crawl as government approaches fascism and finally stops to a comfortable sleeping position when dictatorial fascism is achieved.
Democratically minded leaders are considering using the spinning corpse and attaching it to a generator as a possible source of free electricity.