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Christian Man Persecuted Simply For Driving 90 Miles Per Hour In School Zone (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"My secret santa match said they like onions... I'm never doin' this shit again, redditors are weird." - That person, probably