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Christian Man Persecuted Simply For Driving 90 Miles Per Hour In School Zone (www.theonion.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 93 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Once in a Reddit gift exchange i told someone that “i like the onion” and i was gifted a coffee table book about onions. To this day i don’t know if the man was a master troll or if he just thought i liked onions.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"My secret santa match said they like onions... I'm never doin' this shit again, redditors are weird." - That person, probably

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's in that book? I like onions, so I feel like I could maybe learn something.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s recipes. https://imgur.com/a/8TDlOUV

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Well shit, that looks delicious.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

You should get a book from the Onion and put the dust jacket on the onion book