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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So chimps are just psychopaths. What about orangutans?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd be less scared of one than a chimp but still very scared.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They're not that bad, they'll just steal your lunch and any food you have. They'll break shit to get to food, which can cause problems. Imagine a troop of baboons breaking into your house or car.

Source: I've had my food stolen by a baboon at a nature reserve as a child.

They actually sound pretty cool... think they'd accept me into the troop?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope. I'd only be okay around gorillas and bonobos.

The bonobos might try to fuck you tho... they fuck everything.