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Boeing Promotes Mysterious Employee Known Only As ‘The Panther’ (www.theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So dumb. The shareholders end up paying the costs for this.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The shareholders helped fund the murder of John Barnett.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I'm sure the ROI estimate checked out.