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[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 126 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Mushrooms took me on a magical adventure where I met a wizard.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well there's your problem. You're supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can use some mushrooms topically 😉

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

That gets a stamp of approval

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.

It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

not a lot of people are mentioning the sex and gender aspects of mushrooms.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Ah the holy trinity.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

"Mushroom cellar! I am going into battle and need your strongest mushrooms."

"..."

"I am talking to a dark room. Perhaps I already took strong enough mushrooms."