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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] ech@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Catholic Church Courts Youth

...let's not.

[โ€“] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that's not quality alliteration. The appropriate(?!) word here is children.