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submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Jafaa, KREE!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

There it is. Say hello to King Tut.

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 2 points 9 months ago

Indeed

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

[–] ech@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Catholic Church Courts Youth

...let's not.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that's not quality alliteration. The appropriate(?!) word here is children.

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Raven Beak?

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago

It... glistens.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Great now we must pray to a God for good afterlife and to an AI overlord for good life.

[–] a2part2@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago

I think this is going to test Le Onions predictive powers.

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I would certainly go for that!

[–] jesusrp98@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

This article is BONKERS

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I dunno, that looks more like a cybernetic pigeon-man.