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What's a great conspiracy theory about why the bridge collapsed in Baltimore? Share one or make one up. (hexbear.net)
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[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Inspired by the tankies on the ml instance:

"The CIA caused the ship to lose power and hit the bridge. They had purposely weakened the bridge ahead of time. All this was done to stop a whistleblower from driving the evidence to safety that shows that Biden not only is 100% in favor of and supplying EVERYTHING to genocide the Palestinians but that he actually paid to put messages on bombs the IDF dropped on hospitals. BIDEN IZ WURSE THAN TRUMP!! DONT VOAT BLEW! BOTH SIDES BAAAD.

Mom...is my DoorDash here yet? Oh crap, my speech to text is still on. Siri, turn off speech"

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

pooh-wtf Right wingers keep doing this thing where they try to make a joke, but then get mad in the middle of it and forget to be funny

[–] macerated_baby_presidents@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

i am literally a member of a trotskyist party rn and "tankie" is still a Manchurian Agent "kill this man" trigger word for me

good username but you should probably develop your political views beyond Balzac's

[–] yuli@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Gosh, these “tankies” sure sound crazy, LOL. I mean, the CIA killing a whistleblower? Yeah right, what’s next? Organizing a coup against an anti-imperialist leader? And poor Biden, it must be so hard for him, you can’t expect an octogenarian to just change his ways like that, you know how hard it is to fuel a genocide with all these mean protesters oppressing him? Trump is literally Voldemort, and we’ll be Dumbledore’s Army marching to the ballot.

Great DoorDash joke BTW, all these tankies do is eat hot chip and lie.