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[–] DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org 59 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

the bridge is coming up on 50 years old. maryland DOT regulations require a safety certification inspection every 5 years but every 50 they get a really thorough inspection where they use radar and sonar to check the concrete foundation pilings.

When the FSK was built back in the 70's the mob was doing big business in ports all up and down the eastern seaboard and it's widely known in charm city that the bridge was made with shady mob concrete and was done really shoddily. There is zero chance that bridge was going to pass its 50 year inspection and the owner was going to be absolutely fucked and probably do an entire retrofit.

It just so happens that the bridge changed hands last year to what looks like a shell company at a discount and as part of that transfer the insurance policy was updated and increased (which is normal) but the inspection reports the insurance company uses are the 5 year reports which don't do the deep concrete scans.

And it also just so happens that the ship that hit the bridge was used in an insurance fraud scheme a few years ago where they sideswiped a pier in europe. It ended up that the mafia was involved in that, too.

I have no proof of anything shady but when you look at all the pieces...

[–] someone@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It just so happens that the bridge changed hands last year to what looks like a shell company at a discount

Okay, let's pause there. Why is a major bridge in the hands of a private owner?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

uhhhhhh

The private sector owns the vast majority of the Nation’s critical infrastructure and key resources—roughly 85 percent. However, the government historically has funded the construction and maintenance of certain infrastructure sectors (e.g. transportation and water infrastructure).

Over a third of the Nation’s dams are fifty years old, a number that will increase to nearly 70 percent in ten years. In addition, bridges are generally designed to last 50 years, and the average bridge in the United States is 43 years old

paper written in 2011

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

However, the government historically has funded the construction and maintenance of certain infrastructure sectors

Capitalism has the most effective allocation of resources - We do like the commies and then give the things away to ~~noblemen~~ entrepreneurs

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

That sounds more plausible to me than conspiracy-y.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago
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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

An Italian-American bridge thought it could fight an Irish-American ship. It's just normal Boston stuff.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

Excellent point.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

There was no boat, sometimes bridges just do that.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

COLLAPSED under the WEIGHT of whatshernames YUUGE BASED honkers!

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Houthis had commandeered the boat.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

Ansarallah have really ramped up their capabilities

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Buttigieg did it to up his profile. He'll be at the wreckage site in a hardhat with look of revolve and he'll opine "Well, let me say this. It's not a sizzling, glamorous issue, but the shape of our infrastructure is the issue that affects every other issue."

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

If we can light up a bridge, we can

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

There was never a bridge there to begin with. Baltimore is just making all this up to get attention.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I saw this at a comment at a different site...

  1. North Korean hackers, with the aid of the DNC, made the ship lose power because Agenda 21 Year Zero NWO the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

  2. Somehow Mexicans did it by existing in large quantities in Baltimore.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Somehow Mexicans did it by existing in large quantities in Baltimore.

Uh, most Hispanic people in Baltimore are Salvadorian.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter what part of mexico they came from! /s

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

There is a joke on Maryland, "every Mexican restaurant here mysteriously has pupusa on the menu, and a El Salvador flag in the kitchen 🇸🇻"

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

That's what they want you to believe

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The ghost of Frank Sobotka tore down the bridge he was murdered under.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

The Ghost of Frank Sobotka should be a song or even better - a miniseries.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

russians gave the ~~bridge~~ ship havana syndrome

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Holy shit. Haha.

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[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Footage was doctored, the boat never existed. The bridge just did that on its own, because of Woke.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

because of Woke

That's the perfect three word explanation for anything right-wingers don't like or that is a bad situation.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Still a timeless conspiracy theory that has not been debunked

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It was an inside job at the behest of Biden and Big Rail. They're trying to replace all road bridges with rail bridges at all costsfrothingfash

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

boat fuel doesn't melt steel beams

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

anti-bridge protest by pro-ferry forces

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mothman moved to Baltimore

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Considering the high number of West Virginians who moved here after the coal mines shut down, yeah that checks out.

Mothman got a rowhome in Hampden Hon.

[–] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

The person riding a bicycle to power the ship got eepy and that's why the power went out

[–] join_the_iww@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

The orca attacks are back

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

This was a Turkish attack meant to weaken the Baltimore Greek community!

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Gladio Terror Organization testing out direct infrastructure attack tactics because destroying Baltimore infrastructure likely to be statistically invisible to forensic analysis.

kinda like you try out a new weapon or explosive on an old abandoned car in the woods.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago
[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 months ago

George bush did it for the insurance money

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Maryland isn't racist enough, and that made God sad so therefore bad things happened.

[–] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Conspiracy to advance US interests: It was a cyber attack by state actors that led to the ship malfunction.

Conspiracy to blame Captain of the Port as a scapegoat so US won't admit fault: Captain of the Port didn't mandate use of harbor tugs for moving past the bridge (it should be a regulation, that its not is ridiculous).

Conspiracy theory to advance private economic interests: Like 9-11, it's better to take out skyscrapers and critical infrastructure using accidents so the public bears the costs rather than the owners.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

due to neglect, a light breeze could have done that. instead, it was done by a WOKE cargo ship flying a SINGAPOREAN flag. and as we all know from our favorite senator Tom Cotton, that's just a different kind of chinese. joe brandon is doing a CHINESE CCP false flag operation!

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

The power outage on the ship was caused by Stuxnet remnants

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Everyone has an off day at work

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

This is not a conspiracy theory but don't tell the OP, please.

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A new children's song just dropped.

Here a woke
There a woke
Everywhere a woke-woke
Francis Scott Key Bridge it broke, B-A-L-T-Mo

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

It's those dang communists! maddened

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

CIA made it look like ìSingapore did it deliberately but made it seem like an accident for the whole banning tiktok thing,

Palestinian sympathizer took the Houtus message to hesrt and ever-given America's 9th largest port.

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