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[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, people like this are why my (absolutely spotless record, not even a parking ticket) insurance is so high. They drive rates up for everyone around them, simply due to the fact that you can get hit by them through no fault of your own.

I dated a girl whose brother had four accidents on his record at the time. He was 17 years old, so just barely old enough to have his license, (in my area you can get your permit at 15, and license at 16). After his second totaled car, their parents told him he was buying his third car with his own money. For them, the first totaled car was a fluke; The second was a pattern. So he got a job at 16, bought a junker with his earnings, and totaled it six months later.

The worst part is that two of his accidents happened in the exact same circumstances. Slick roads from an ice storm. He takes one particular corner too fast, hits a patch of ice, and ends up totaled. He totaled two cars on the exact same icy corner, because he didn’t learn from the first accident.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

New intern at work was talking about smashing 2 cars while speeding just weeks apart. Then starts talking about wanting to get a motorcycle. Kid isn't going to make it to 25.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Can you get him to sign up to be an organ donor? My state lets you do it online.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Who says natural selection is gone?

hey, at least he wont kill a woman and their child, just himself.