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A shadow of his former self (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kellyaster@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

new Spiced Gold label featuring the new, less fun Captain Morgan design

This is the new Spiced Gold label. They did keep the barrel instead of changing it to a chest, but overall it's not exactly what I'd call an improvement. They had the equivalent of Dustin Hoffman's Captain Hook as their logo and they replaced him with David Arquette

Edit: also, he's holding his sword like it's a cane. Wtf lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It looks like he's holding the guard instead of the handle. I don't get it.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Can't unsee! I wonder if it's ai generated?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

...they replaced him with David Arquette.

Me: "Huh?" *pinch zoom in* "Holly fucking shit!"

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

The logo kinda makes sense for the alcohol free version:

https://media.captainmorgan.com/media/ix0gstkf/captain-morgan-gb-0-0.png?mode=crop

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What in the god's name is this abomination?! Rum without alcohol? So, water?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sugar cane water

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Children's grog.

[–] fhqwgads@possumpat.io 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol free uses the barrel instead of the chest. Come on, it's right there.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Clearly the non-alcoholic version is what they consider the real treasure...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Alcohol free rum?

Jesus Christ