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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not sure if this is the news or satire

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s real, and it’s the best news I’ve read in a while!

Ben Collins

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bringing back The Onion News Network

hell yeah

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

The one on marijuana...simply perfect.

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Big if true.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

I definitely had to check the date it was posted as the whole article is quite odd.