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submitted 8 months ago by misk@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It’s real, and it’s the best news I’ve read in a while!

Ben Collins

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

bringing back The Onion News Network

hell yeah

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago

The one on marijuana...simply perfect.

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Big if true.