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submitted 8 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 99 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'd believe this would come out of Texas if real.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I assumed it was real at first. They've gone so far that onion headlines sound less and less ridiculous.

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

100% this is some shit they'd do.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Its where project2025 (or whatever it is) gets their outline from.

[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I ate The Onion on this one. Opened the article trying to figure out what the hell they're doing now.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I assumed it was to check for miscarriage/abortion.