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[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 76 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I tell every doctor "a few weeks ago" and then when they suggest a date I say yes. So every doctor has a different day lol. Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 67 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I thought you meant:

Doctor: “when was your last period?”

Me: “a few weeks ago.”

Doctor: “date?”

Me: yes

Doctor: great I’ll pick you up at 8

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kinda funny how breeding fetishes kinda became more popular around the same time the right to abortion date flared up again after Dobbs

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hmm...you are definitely hanging around a different corner of the internet then I am.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Your grandmother from Long Island highly approves!

[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 46 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hope you don't live in an abortion ban state, because that very well could come back to bite you

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

That makes me soooo fucking angry

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I do, so we will see what happens

I'm sure my governor would love to see me in jail anyway

[–] diannetea@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hey if you're on hormonal birth control I think you can just tell them you use the method that gets rid of periods (not taking the placebo week and just continuing with the hormone pills, this is safe if you also just don't want to have periods link)

I have an iud and besides a short time after having one removed to get pregnant with my daughter haven't had my period in uh, 9 years? I just tell them I don't have a period and haven't in years and they accept that readily

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

If you live in a deep red state even that info will be used against you. The GOP wants to make women brood sows and any type of birth control is considered murder/going against God's plan.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Good point, I appreciate it!