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[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 42 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you. Crimes the government considered irrelevant. They wouldn’t act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You’ll never find us. But victim or perpetrator, if your number’s up, we’ll find you.

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] bquintb@midwest.social 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You have to be mormon...they hire from BYU

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s fact. Submission to authority and being able to keep two versions of the truth in harmony without realizing you’re even doing it is highly marketable to them.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

It was rhetorical, but thanks for explaining.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Which one are you?

Lol dat Person of Interest reference

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You made it sound even creepier than usual

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 5 months ago

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[–] saddlebag@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 4 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=WOnQ8CD3v4g

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was fun to see Michael Emerson in Fallout with a dog that looks just like Bear. He'll always be some variation of Finch to me.

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 3 points 5 months ago

Oh my God I didn't know he was in fallout. I guess I'm definitely watching that now

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day.

That hasn't been a secret for quite a while by now.

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't have said that, you now have a target on your back. They will come after you.

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago

I am not the first to say it or the one to reveal it. And since we didn't do shit about it I doubt they care about me saying it.