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New President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Border (www.borowitzreport.com)
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[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I think we need some cartels...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The cartels aren't assassinating people that don't fight political corruption.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Journalists..... maybe... but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.