Ugh growing up before buttplug tails were a thing I was like “yesssss, yesssss” then I made my own, only to find out that it just goes straight down unless my ass is in the air

So I made my ass in the air more

But still, it took some engineering before I could put one in my butt that hung from above my butt

Now you can fuckin buy em on wish

We live in a society

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Imagine the weird positioning you'd have to do with your tail and dick to poop on a modern sitting toilet.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There would be a U slot to place your tail and you would have to lay back like a reclining chair.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Use the tail as a slide.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Butthole at the end of the tail. If snakes can do it why can't we?

[–] MaeBorowski@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But... snake's buttholes aren't at the end of their tails. They're like 1/3 of the entire snake-length up from the tail's end!
💩 hisssssss

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Well looks like someone else discovered the reason for why humans no longer have tails