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[-] Jew@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago

Why is the tail lower than the butthole? If you can't cover your butthole w a tail why even have one

[-] huf@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

i think it's buttplug-based... anatomic wonder!

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh growing up before buttplug tails were a thing I was like “yesssss, yesssss” then I made my own, only to find out that it just goes straight down unless my ass is in the air

So I made my ass in the air more

But still, it took some engineering before I could put one in my butt that hung from above my butt

Now you can fuckin buy em on wish

We live in a society

[-] DOPESMOKERDENG@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

NEW TAGLINE pikmin-carry-l tucker-catboy pikmin-carry-r

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine the weird positioning you'd have to do with your tail and dick to poop on a modern sitting toilet.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There would be a U slot to place your tail and you would have to lay back like a reclining chair.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Butthole at the end of the tail. If snakes can do it why can't we?

[-] MaeBorowski@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But... snake's buttholes aren't at the end of their tails. They're like 1/3 of the entire snake-length up from the tail's end!
💩hisssssss

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Well looks like someone else discovered the reason for why humans no longer have tails

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

If humans had tails, would they have thick, soft fur, or weird pubelike hairs like rat tails?

[-] Des@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

any hair you have on the base of your back and extrapolate from there

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

oh so like full on fur carpet then

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It'd be a meat noodle. If we maintained it it would be as a pentrentive tool. So it would be a girthy meat noodle.

I ment to type prehensile but you know what, I am leaving it.

[-] abc@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

rat tail it would be a rat tail

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Pubelike hairs, humans aren't allowed to have nice things

[-] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

[CW: child nudity, also the tails look horrible] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3263034 i went through the extreme displeasure of finding this article that has some images of humans with tails

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Probably something like our arms and legs

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Is that diagram AI generated? That's not how the human tailbone works. That's not how how tail bones in general work

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 51 points 3 weeks ago

The position of the tail, and adding breasts and a round ass, makes me think it's closer to just the artist's barely disguised fetish

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

It's another image of a spine

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

This is just how vagina bones work. Anime artists understand this.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

this has got to be in at LEAST the top fifty horniest skeletons i've seen in my life, possibly even top twenty five

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Doing a pokerap of the horniest skeletons

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago
[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Why did they give the skeleton a Pixar mom ass?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Computer, print me up an anatomically plausible human with a tail

,... oh and computer? Give her a thicc dumper, I'm talking more cake than the British bake off

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Would you still love me if I had my monkey tail like Son Goku?

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

This image did not need to exist

c/furry would beg to differ

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

The tail got in the way of the booty hole so it had to go.

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

the tail couldn't support the booty when hanging from the trees?

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

What's going on with her neck

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

And the front of her skull is all mashed in

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

This image already existed

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

i hate journalists, has anything new been discovered or is this just trying to get ad-money by paraphrasing an extremely boring study about like, narrowing the last tail-ed hominid-antecessor by a million years?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's the Tiefling I play in BG3

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

That is not where the tail should go. Why is it...oh.

Oh no.

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