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You'll also need a silly walk to defeat gait recognition
Well that's why they set up a ministry to manage the silly walks, to make sure they complied with gait recognition before they were used.
Maybe the whole point of Monty Python was to sketch out ways that humans could behave that would confuse and hugely throw off machine learning algorithms.
Talk about “poisoning the well” with AI training, all you have to do is 65% of the time make completely normal and rational intelligent choices and the other 35% be completely illogical and inscrutable. Any algorithm trained on you then, no matter how smart you are or how valuable your knowledge is, will inconsistently and abruptly resort to batshit crazy and unreliable choices and information. :)
The thousands and thousands of years we have nurtured sarcasm and absurdism in the garden of human culture has all been for this one true purpose…
I would say maybe John Cleese is an alien trying to save us, but Cleese is a dick no matter how funny the stuff he was involved in was and I would hope Aliens were much more open minded than he is.
Bonus: Also helps avoid detection by sandworms.
Walk without rhythm.
It won't attract the worm
I'm sure this could be negated with flowy clothing that contains adversarial patterns. At least for a while.
Like a big, flowy skirt that has a bunch of legs all over it
Something like https://nz.pinterest.com/pin/ju-est-fou--61080138670147790/ Or https://nypost.com/2023/01/25/paris-fashion-week-upended-with-wacky-topsy-turvy-gowns-this-is-crazy/
https://www.livescience.com/heartbeat-laser-scan-pentagon.html