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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, where's the part where he calls a woman a *fat whore who can keep chasing Chad but she better not come crying to him when she turns 30 and hits the wall?

*about 75% of this is just a reworded comment I saw today on an article about dating in my city.

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 2 points 5 months ago

Hey... Young bucks gotta cope!

Why r u so insensetive?