I got an interview by sending Xi nudes via the local embassy. I mean, it wasn't for a job, but you gotta get your foot in the door somehow. They know my name and it's just a matter of time, now.

[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I posted a few videos on instagram of me hitting baseballs in my backyard and Xi DM'd me about a job!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Aw, dangit. Insta banned me after I tried to get an interview with Zuck!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here's a nude picture of me in a kayak:

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd hire you if I had the money, comrade.

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

You're not thinking like a capitalist yet, which is why you haven't been picked up as a spy yet.

You're supposed to just hire him anyway and if the endeavor doesn't turn out profitable you just don't pay