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Ranking street performers in order of hotness:
Musician: 1/10, enough said.
Statue Person: 2/10, I fear them but idk maybe that fear is more about me than them and I should probably be more open-minded.
Clown: 5/10, it depends on their balloon animal game. I wouldn't have sex with the dudes in Kiss, for instance, because they seem like the types of clowns to make a dog with a long neck and call it a giraffe. I can't respect someone like that.
Dance Troupe: 7/10, pretty hot but they lose a few points because there's always the guy with the megaphone spitting one liners at you while they dance and I think they're a package deal.
Mime: 10/10, call the volcel police because I'm turning myself in. When they put me in that invisible cell, tell my wife I love her but she should have applied to mime college.
your scale is missing Shabibo and Crowder
Kiss aren't clowns! Clowncore are clowns. And they fuck nasty.
Clowncore is sick af